Canadian sayings

That was well brought up. Too bad you weren't.(Burping)
Pardon me for being so rude,It was not me: it was my food,Instead of staying down below, It just popped up to say hello!
In Canada, we get nine months of winter and tree months of darn hard sledding.
You can always tell people from Saskatchewan. When the wind stops blowing, they fall over.
Yukon mosquitoes are so big, two can carry away a horse.
He's sucking on daisy roots(death)
I could shit through the eye of a needle.
I'm off to tap my kidney(urinate).
As small as a dimple on a pimple on a sand fleas arse.
You don't know frog shit from pea soup.