Canadian Sayings

1. A grin as wide as the St. Lawrence.
2. Slicker than a brookie (Brook trout).
3. Happy as a clam at high tide.
4. Up shit creek without a paddle (all is not well)
5. She's a temper in search of a tantrum.
6. I'm so mad, I could spit rust.
7. She was all painted over like a park bench (too much make up)
8. To arrive for dinner, 'hollow to the neck'.
9. He hasn't a prick's chance in a meat grinder.
10.'Tough titty' said the kitty, when the milk ran dry - Bad luck.