Muslim Jokes

How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb. None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!

A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police. "Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up so I could sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was I'm dying to get laid!"

A Palestinian girl says to her mommy, "After Abdul blows up, can I have his room?"

On my flight to New York there must have been a Jew in the bathroom
the entire time. There was a sign on the door that said "occupied."

Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial nudity!

Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank?
Because just a stone's throw from Israel!

Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys? Because every
Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group!

What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity
ward? "Live ammunition."