If you have not heard this one before…

God asked Zia, how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied saying he had two! Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God gave him a Mercedes! Ershad was asked the same question. When he replied he had 1-5 children, (he was unsure how many he had but remained truthful) God was a bit upset and gave him a cheaper car, a Ford. Sometime later Zia and Ershad saw Bongobandhu returning on foot. They asked why God hadn't given him anything, at least a Rickshaw. Bongobandhu replied with anger, "some idiot told God that I am the Father of the Nation!"